"The Googling Guru with Gift of Gab from God"
"The Multi-Media Medium"
"The Seminar Savior"
"The Workshop Witch Doctor"
"The Babbling Brujo"
"The Rambling Rabbi"
"Philosopher Stone"
"The Sham Shaman"
"Salvadore Dali's Lama"
"The Pope of Public Speaking"
"The Donald Trump of Tarot"
"Pandora's Chatterbox"
"Carl Jung on Crack"
